A Dose Of Humor

Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
a variety of different sources.

Then was our mouth filled with laughter... Psalms 126:2a
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22a
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance... Proverbs 15:13a
To everything there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven:... and a time to laugh... Ecclesiastes 3:1 & 3:4b

"YOU GET MARRIED THINKING YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
AND DISCOVER THAT YOU MARRIED A SPEED BUMP."

A note about planning: "Until you set the wedding date, no one really takes the engagement seriously!" - Joe Blackman

We do not want to go to church with hypocrites yet we go everywhere else with them.
- Earnest Markham -

IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE WOODS AND THERE'S NO WOMAN AROUND,
IS HE STILL WRONG?

PEOPLE ARE STRANGE: THEY WANT THE FRONT OF THE BUS,
THE BACK OF THE CHURCH AND THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.

GOD PUT ME ON THE EARTH TO ACCOMPLISH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THINGS. RIGHT NOW, I'M SO FAR BEHIND THAT I'LL NEVER DIE.

INSCRIBED ON A TOMBSTONE:

HERE LIES THE BODY OF OLIVER PEAS,
PEAS IS NOT HERE, JUST THE POD,
TO SOME THIS MAY SEEM ODD,
BUT PEAS HAS SHELLED OUT AND GONE TO GOD.

DO WHAT YOU CAN, WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, WHERE YOU ARE.
IN OTHER WORDS, "BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED"!

A DUSTY BIBLE LEADS TO A DIRTY LIFE.

H.O.A.P.
HAUL OFF AND PREACH!!!

IT TAKES THREE THINGS TO MAKE A GREAT SERMON:

1. A GOOD BEGINNING.

2. A GOOD ENDING.

3. A CONNECTING OF THE TWO.

TODAY IS THE TOMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY.

WHAT DOES A MILLION DOLLARS AND A BALE OF HAY HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH WILL BE WORTH THE SAME ON JUDGEMENT DAY!

YOU MAY BE TODAY'S HEADLINES BUT TOMORROWS FISH WRAP!