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Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
a variety of different sources.
Then was our mouth filled with laughter... Psalms 126:2a
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22a
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance... Proverbs 15:13a
To everything there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven:... and a time to laugh... Ecclesiastes 3:1 & 3:4b
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| Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express it’s self forcibly. |
| A politician is one who talks about one thing and speaks about another. |
| Give God what's right -- not what's left. |
| He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. |
| Don't put a question mark where God puts a period. |
| WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. |
| Most people want to serve God but only in an advisory position. |
| Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. |
| Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord. |
| Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive. |
| Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop. |
| Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door for a lifetime. |
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me!" "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" |
The Sunday school Teacher asked,
"Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replied, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook." |
A committee is the unwilling, asking the unfit to do the unnecessary.
They take down minutes and waste hours. |
| If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns |
| If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again. |
| Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day. |
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| © 2006, Search The Word Ministry |
