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Moment Messages
August 2007
IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is
recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units.
This defect has been technically
termed "Sub-sequential
Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the
mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer is providing
factory-authorized repair and
service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect. The Repair Technician,
Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no fee required.
The number to call for repair in all
areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. by accessing the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the S.I.N.
defect is, Jesus will
replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father at any time by "knee-mail".